An old man was having a great day fishing, with a bucket of fish by his feet. A state game warden approached him and asked to see his fishing license and check the fish. The young warden was amazed by the catch.
The old man claimed the fish were his pets and that he trained them to swim out to the middle of the pond and come back on his whistle. The game warden thought he was lying but agreed to let him prove it.
The old man poured the fish back into the water, gazed into the distance, and after a few minutes, the game warden asked him to whistle for the fish. The old man replied, “Whistle for what?”
